if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
(Source: burqalicious)
- me: *breathes*
- mom: you need to change your damn attitude
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
(Source: vaspim2k13)
imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car
like what would you do
have a playdate of my own
(Source: lastnope)
